All challenges

But you should try it anyway.

you have to put on a gig with a real crowd n a kitchen. could be yours could be mine or so,meone with a huge kitchen up to you
x

all of you run into a bed shop and jump around the store from bed to bed.

Make a review video, giving awards to the best, worst, most enjoyable etc. Challenges you have filmed thus far!

Lots of love,
the guy who challenged you to the Great Mosh Challenge

PUT A PIECE OF alkazelser (STOMACHACHE MEDICINE CAN BE FOUND AT ANY STORE ) IN YOUR MOUTH FOR 10 SECONDS. THEN DRINK SPRITE OR 7up AND CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. HOLD ALL THE LIQUID IN YOUR MOUTH AND *YOU CAN'T SWALLOW ANY LIQUID* LET'S SEE WHO HOLDS IT FOR THE MOST TIME.

Go to herstmonceux science centre observatory and build a space ship out of random household objects.

Beat ANY world record. Or make your own.

If you can take ANY Razorlight song seriously, then anything is possible. I challenge you to find Jonny Borrell, and question him on his motives for writing such awful, awful songs.

Dress up as Alex and the droogs out of A Clockwork Orange and do a photoshoot....even better let me take the pictures!!

it will be awesome :)

(note how i say 'will' not 'might'....it will happen!)

x

go go go!

(tips - Joe would be Alex cause hes the front man and rules the pack..whatever the rest of you say. Lloyd would be Pete cause hes the young 'innocent and sweet' one...if its possible to be inncent in a gang of thugs...not you guys, im talking about the droogs there:) Rowan - Georgie and Tom - dim hehe soz Tom you'd have to wear lipstick)

Simple - One band member to eat a pack of 6 mince pies in 12 minutes... sounds easy? The world record, apparently is 6 in 10 minutes. Has to be normal size mince pies - no cheating and eating mini mince pies!!!

To memorise 2o items on a conveyor belt like they did on the Generation Game.

Everyone likes sandwiches right?? Of course we do.... so get ready for the ultimate in carb based sarnies..... The aplhabet sandwich will have 26 fillings - starting with something beginning with A and ending with Z.....

the actual ingredients are up to you....

Some examples, Apples, butter, cheese, duck, egg, fried onions, gouder cheese, haribo (!), ickle babybel, jam, kingsize mars bar, lycheese, mud, mottingham cheese, orange, picallilli, Qourn, red sauce, sauce, terribly horrible sauce, unicorn fillet, very nice cheese, welsh cheese, X-cellent cheese, yoghurt, zany other options tooo......

Go for it guys....

Loved the gig on Sunday supporting A.....

Rock!!

'nuff said

first get the ukulele then each of you pick a word at random/ or ask 4 people from the streets then write a song on he ukulele with those 4 words init

In your own beautiful Swoundish way create a homage to lady gaga- weather this is a cover a video imitation or something special is up to you x

using only paper/cardboard/paper mache, make a boat big enough for one of you to stay afloat in for at least two minutes while singing "a pirate's life for me"...also, wearing an eye patch would be encouraged.

Rowan youre well fit we love you xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Put your handz in a bowl of iced water for three minutez, take them out and tie your lacez (or untie a really complex knot of your choozing). Fasztest one winsz.

God speed.

1 perosn- 4 cream crackers- 1 minute.

Complete a challenge of your choice that you have failed in the past.

do a full band cover of break stuff but try and put your own spin on it!!!!

why not just get in the charts! ha, good luck, worth a hack ;)!!

Crawl on all fours down a high street in ridiculous trousers making alternating farm yard noises and ranting about the state of chart music purposefully blocking the way of busy people.

cover the song eskimo by corky and the juice pigs. at the end do it in the style of Swound! post it on youtube or myspace.

Crawl 250 meters while playing a Slayer album at an insane volume :D

Give Away Your Album For Free.

Walk backwards along the full length of the pier at Southend-on-Sea (it's 1.3 miles by the way!), followed by a gig at Chinnery's. Ta me ducks.

Pick up as many people waiting at bus stops as humanly possible and drive them to their necessary destinations. Essentially, it's a glorified Swound! taxi service.

You must pick up at least 10 people otherwise the challenge is failed.

Do Harry and Lloyd proud.

Watch the film Marley and me without crying!!! Anyone!!

climb an actual mountain. no fake shit, no corner cutting. Dont give me none of your big hills.

I love your faces. I want to see more of them.

Please stare straight into the camera uninterrupted for an hour. You may blink but you mustn't otherwise break your stare.

love youuss.

Simply, make your own 'Swound' Forest chant, be it about a player/the club etc and have it sung by most of the stand your in before the end of the season...easy!

Have tea and cake in gophers

see how many boxes of jaffa cakes you can eat in 5 minutes, and try not to be sick.

Say the entire alphabet backwards whilst suspended upside down

learn and succesfully complete the hodown throwdown from the hannah montanna movie, don't act like we don't know what we're on about!

- wwe

Invent a new finishing move for a wrestler, film the pitch like you're suggesting it for the wwe (including why its good) then post it to youtube as a serious attempt to get them to use it. Challenge complete when someone calls you a geek, someone threatens to hurt you and someone actually says it's good in the comments.

Snort a line of Sherbet Fountain using the liquorice straw.

come to lincoln university and play for us go on i challenge you!
please
if not unicycle aroun town for an hour without stoping
love you guys
please come i saw you years ago supporting theaquabats would be awsome to again
xxx

get swine flu

I challenge you guys to write a song which contains the words:
Blackcurrent, Giraffe, Oil, Lense, Jacket, Fag, Eyebrow, Manchester, Motorcycle, Breast, Orange stone and Bin. :p

Or just get loads of fans to each submit a word. Actually, don't do that, the end result could be a horrible mess!

Spend a day each in town and see who can hug the most random people- have fun lol x

Come and play at my wedding.

see how many cupcakes you can eat in 2 minutes, all the while sing
" for hes a jolly good fellow"
BUT change the lyrics to " for we hate welsh chavs!" ( who doesn't? )

i challenge one of you to spin on a roundabout in a play park as fast as you can for 1 hour after a large meal without being sick!!! p.s no stopping when its spinning.

Hi guys!

Your challenge for when you play nottingham rock city (hometown gig) is to dress up as your worst fears for the whole show (seeing as it is close to Halloween) or generally halloween costumes...

That would be totally awesome

Also give Bryce Ward a shout out or something

Cheers guys!

Sneeze with your eyes open!

the three peaks challenge is fairly simple, climb the 3 tallest peaks in the uk within 24 hours

Film yourself for a minute on April 10th 2009 at the appropriate time to see what your flash forward would be if you were like the TV show. If you can be bothered, do a predictive video and see if theyre anything alike.

Spend a night in a haunted house. You must all spend the whole night, and find at least one ghost (and capture that on film, obviously).

all 4 of you have to jump 3 metres from a trampoline to a mat

All of you have to sit down together and watch the Lethal Weapon quadrilogy back to back and in order. You also have to count how many times Danny Glover shouts "Riggs!". It must be in the 500s at least.

buy/make many cakes and have a cake eating competition and the winner gets eternal glory!

Eat as many Ferrero Rochers in a minute as you can. World record is 6.

Recreate a dramatic childhood scene involving all brothers (family holiday crisis, fraternal warfare, food fight, gunfight, psychological torture, public humiliation, bullying, etc.) WHICH ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Getting dressed in your old kid clothes optional. Tears a bonus. Think of involving a pet or relative for added realism.

stand in the middle of whatever town you pick. but its got to be busy. then pick a dance that most people know like macarena, cha cha slide, chicken dance. i dont know. and see how many people you can get to join in. how many times u try to do it is up to you :) if it helps say your recording a new t-mobile video, it should get more people to join

Spend an entire day (or at least some of it) as the 6 Million Dollar Man.
Doing everyday chores (or whatever else you see fit to do) in slow motion, to the sound of "dudududududududududu"

tom has to give out free hugs in a shopping centre

tom has to poke lloyd for an hour with a stick

watch every single episode and movie of star trekk in one huge sesh

Lick your elbow.

You guys have to enter Britains Got Talent!

You have to apply now on the ITV website (saw the advert the other day and it reminded me that i wanted to challenge you to go on it)

You never know, you may even win!

Eat the smallest chili you can find. =)

Wassup dudes??? love the band... ahm i want you to dedicate a song to meeeee at one of your gigs... oh... and maybe if you could play a gig in the republic of ireland sometime soon... that would be awesome! :D Cheers!

I hereby challenge you to get photographed "falling out" of a cheesy nitespot.
Extra kudos from me if it appears in a newspaper, you are with a pop star, and you are wearing something you normally wouldn't dream of wearing.

Judging from your Twitter pages, you're all big L4D fans.

I challenge you to play L4D on the XBox 360 for 24 hours. You get 10 minutes break for each our and they can be stored up for sleep/meals if needed.

Whoever can take the largest spoon of tabasco wins. Although you may die if you go straight for the tablespoon/soup ladle sizes.

Can you please try to write a good song.

Learn to sing baa baa black sheep backwards, then record it, then reverse it. To pass the challenge each word of the reversed backwards song need to be legible.

I played drums in Swound faves The Crocketts (a challenge asking you to give us the PRS you owe us is also in the post). When we played in Amsterdam, we were accompanied by a journalist from now defunct music mag Melody Maker.

Stupidly, we thought it was a fantastic idea to do the interview in a coffee shop. Even more stupidly (though it didn't feel like it at the time), I described our guitarist as an 'alchemist of sound'. I was being totally serious. As soon as I said it, The Crocketts' death knell sounded.

My challenge to Swound is to utter those immortal words - 'alchemist of sound' - in an interview, for a reputable media outlet.

Apologies if it ends your careers too.

I challenge you to convice members of the British public of any age or mental state that you have all come from the future.

You must also warn said people of a future event of your choosing. IT MUST BE PREVENTED!

You have to tower as many pizza's as you can and race against someone else !
Who ever has the highest tower of pizza's wins !
Then you get to eath them afterwords =D

organise a flashmob around the area of Nottingham where the xylophone man used to play, where everyone brings a xylophone to play for a brief period of time.

Just like the "Dizzy Penalty Kicks" challenge, except you take conversion kicks instead of penalties. Good luck.

Get the drummer to do a solo version of eye of the tiger on guitar. Unless he's secretly ace at guitar, in which case, do it on a harp instead

Hire some unicycles and try to ride them for at least 20 metres. At least two of you must do it to complete the challenge successfully. If none of you hurt yourself you must deliberately hurt yourself for effect.

See how much cabbages can you eat along with some spicy meatballs

Grow a rattier tache than Rowan on the Limp vid.

You ALL have to grow a RAT tache, not a bushy one.

This includes Tom, despite being just over a week away from school return.

Rat beard is also perhaps acceptable.

We would like daily updates as to the state of the RT.

With a new series of lost coming out, you have to try and get involved in its promotion - play some launch party or whatever they do, promote it in some magazine, attend some premiere if they do that kind of thing for TV shows. Whatever. Give a shit.

ride a horse blindfolded around a course just with instructions given from another band member!

I want you guys to learn to knit. Just come to Lee Rosy's on Tuesday nights and I'll teach you. Or one of us will.

And I don't need the link to the EP, because I already have it because I'm cool like that.

Convince a music promoter to put you on a lineup for a folk gig. You can either play as Swound! or earn extra awesome points for posing as a legitimate folk band.

The more beards/morris dancers/accordions the better.

One of you has to beat Jimmy Bullard in a staring contest

Drink a pint of orange juice from 5 metres away.

See if you can take my 100m word record. Pussies

all four of you have to run a mile. you can choose where you do it and on what kind of route but you ALL have to do it in under 6 and a half minutes

You have to build your own version of a flux capacitor, install it in your car and reach 88 mph in order to prove that Emmett Brown was full of shit. If you actually go back in time, you've failed.

Don't use Uranium. Improvise like they do in the 50s.

Lick your forehead

This one's for Tom....
Tom beat me in an arm wrestle about two years ago, only just as well, so I thought we could stage an arm wrestle again, so I can win this time!
The rest of you punks are welcome to try as well...if you dare that is!
Ginger Boy, who according to Joe looks 57!

to complete the challenge you must eat a whole chillipepper each without spitting it out or drinking water, good luck :)

Swound are shit. Commit suicide and do the world a favour.

Ive heard you are Left 4 Dead geeks. I am too. There's a new game coming up so my challenge to you is to get some official swound involvement in it. Bonus challenge points if you get a soundbite or some kind of appearence in it.

Run up a really steep hill then roll down in.

Go into a Public Area and throw eggs at each other, like an "egg war"... 1 point for hitting someone's body and 3 points for hitting someone's head

go on a swound tour that includes coming to brighton :P

Smash Eggs On each others heads. at a gig.
Highly amusing

you have to see how much sherbert you can sniff without either getting a headache or sneezing
whoever gets the most. WINS.

Basically but a dog cage or something and lock one or all of you inside in the middle of a town or city. and throw the key just out or reach and beg for people who walk pass you to unlock the cage for you :)

Have a ralley of at least 20 at the racquet sport of your choice. You must use your bad hand and one foot must stay off the floor at all times.

... or other strange instrument if you don't have a ukulele.

All of you have to watch this video - only once, at full volume and are not allowed to laugh once. Film yourselves watching it and then play it back. One slight smirk on any of your faces and you fail. Good luck.

http://www.manxtube.com/video/913/Every-Day-I-Love-You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eNvwBCRdUw

I challenge Rowan to paint a picture of Joe as a goat. So, Joe's head on a goats body probably. Good luck lads.

each apply for as many game/quiz shows as possible and see how many you get invited on to.

got to borrow some clothes

Yo, yo. Eat 8 Jacob's Crackers each without having a drink between treats. The crackers should be plain, without any toppings whatsoever, neither can they be blended with any fluid and drunk as a single substance. You get the idea...just eat some crackers.

I challenge Swound to watch 3 film trilogies in a row.

Rules:

Only breaks allowed are for DVD disk changes and toilet breaks between films of which 15 minutes is allowed.

Lunch and Dinner are to be eaten between trilogies, 30 minutes is allowed per meal.

Here are some suggested trilogies.....

Lord of The Rings (Extended Editon)
Star Wars (Original)
Star Wars (Prequels)
Indiana Jones
Back To The Future
The Matrix
Mad Max
Mission Impossible
Blade
Pirates of The Caribbean
Spiderman
The Bourne Identity
The Godfather
Underworld
Jurassic Park

Good Luck!

One of you should learn to ride a unicycle

Could you cover that song from yo gabba gabba. Im sure you can seeing as youre creating a new song for the show. Party in my tummy is just a timeless classic that could use a touch of swound.

This is for Tom and Lloyd. You have to see how many times you can climb in and out of a car window in 2 minutes. After you have climbed out and in the car window 5 times you have to stop and eat a small packet of magic stars.then carry on the total aim is to get in and out of the car window 10 times so you would of eaten 2 packets of magic stars each. When you climb in the car window and then out again that counts as one time. Can you do it? Good luck! From Alana and Lucy

i challenge swound to do a tour around england especially brighton :D

re-create a pokemon battle or dress up as pokemon for a day

2 people ride around on a little mini moto but one on the person who is riding it's shoulders

Ok your challenege is to get 2 people to compete with each other. you have to get 6 cans of fizzy drink put then into a shape and well both contestants look away the referee shakes one can of fizzy drink. then both contestands go head to head openeing 1 can at a time but as they open it they need to put it near their faces and the person to get soaked first looses. (the more cans of drink the more fun) you choose :)

A contest to see who can fit the most amount of Cheetos in their mouth...remember - it ain't easy being cheesy...

1) One of you dresses as a convincing looking female.

2) Go into a restaurant/bar and say 'Excuse me I'm desperate for the loo. Which way to the ladies?'

3) Get at least three establishments to point you in the right direction neither questioning your gender or forbidding you to use their facilities.

i challenge all 4 f your to wear all pink for a day.

Lead a flash mob in a busy area, and include something to do with paint! aha!

For reasons that defy law and logic, you're not allowed to stand on the Nottingham Council House steps. Your challenge is for all four of you to stand on them for an hour.

Score one point for every time you are told to move off by the security guard.

Score 5 points for every time you say 'but why' and are told 'because I said so' (or similar variant).

Score 10 points if you're told to leave by one of the pretend policemen (sorry, 'community protection officers').

Score 20 points for every time you say 'I pay my council tax, so I own part of this building. Are you telling me I can't stand on my own property?'

Score 50 points for demanding to see - and being shown - the byelaw that says you can't stand there.

Become the outright winner by getting arrested.

Not so much a challenge - more a campaign for freedom and democracy everywhere.......

Chop up an onion into tiny pieces and use it like soap, rubbing it into your face and eyeballs.

THIS IS A CHALLENGE FOR ROWAN!!! HAHAHA

I challenge each of you to drink an entire bottle of Blair's Death Sauce.
Challenge only completed when at least one of you finishes their bottle.

Storm a castle.

...and you will probably fail :)

i challenge you to try to lick your elbow!!

-back story-
many a year ago i read on a penguin bar that it was impossible to lick your elbow...how wrong they are...because i can!

so try :)

x

p.s i will be happy to provide evidence when you fail and believe it cant be done

Eat a whole jar of pickled eggs....each

Play chubby bubbies (stick as many marshmallows in your mouth as posible, while saying counting out loud how many you've got) then once you can't fit any more in sing your fav song off the 'Hello future, our name is Swound!'
Have fun!!

I know you lot suffer from Gout.. I do too. Make a video that describes how much pain you are in when you get a gout attack!

Your challenge is to perfect Michael Jackson's Thriller routine while in full costume. However, you must add in some random brand new swound moves!

Build a lego boat and row down the trent

Go to Scotland and find the Loch Ness Monster.

Cover Limp Bizkit's My Generation :)

come to guilfest next year coz you were really good!

You must get as many pillows as you can and stack them on top of each other. Then you must sit on top of them all without falling off. Can you do it?

The whole band need to sing their favourite song they sing backwards. The letters aren't backwards just the words. If possible music has too be backwards too.

You were really good tonight at guilfest, good luck for the future.

(:

Dakin and Dore challenge you to buy a easter egg costume and then Rowan has to do a gig at nottingham in it , if it is not possible to do a gig in nottingham in it then you have to do an assult corse in the egg costume.
Have fun you eggy people!

make a 2 course meal with a budget of £5

Each attempt to down a 2 litre bottle of lemonade..while....Jumping up and down on a trampoline !
Have Fun!
^^

-notice the sarcasm in the title xD-

I challenge you to mix together:
-Tomato Ketchup
-pepsi/coco cola
-Crushed Oreos
-milk
-chips

Have funnn >.<

Recreate Queen's music video 'I Want to Break Free.'

i challenge swound too star in there own photo comic book that i'd shoot and have printed about a zombie apocalypse story that they or i would write. It must include every single one of them turning into a zombie in there own unique way.

My second challenge to you guys is to make for the masses a short yet wholesome documentary of the supreme, sheer ball-breaking amazing coolness that were And The Adventures Of, who by rights, should be millionaires.

Live footage = 20 Brian points
Interviews with former members = 47.5 Brian points
Full-on reunion action = all the Brian points you can eat.

Remember, Brian points can be exchanged for local currency in no good banks or bureau de changes, but I am working on it.

Good luck, Staszszzszsszzsszszszssses.
B R I A N

I challenge one of you to score a strike in human bowling. Each band member chooses one other member to be his 'bowling ball.' They then push him on a skateboard towards 10 trash cans/wheelie bins. You have 3 attempts each to complete the challenge.

I challenge Joey Swound! to hug a homeless person...preferably one who isnt selling the big issue (they tend to be more sanitary) and preferably one who is missing some teeth. A quick peck on the cheek might also be a good shout.

Enjoy.

Go speed dating and record yourself chatting up women using at least 5 well known Lionel Richie song lyrics /or song titles. Be discreet - if any of the ladies mention Lionel's name - you fail. Good luck.

You are endorsed by Blair's Hot Sauces and snacks.

You are playing Guilfest this summer.

You have acquaintances at Rock Sound Magazine.

You must get at least 6 bands (the bigger the better) and the staff of Rock Sound Magazine (aim for the editor first) to sample Blair's Death Sauce on camera. Film their reactions.

Re-create the Hulk Hogan v The Ultimate Warrior championship match from Wrestlemania 6 (especially the double clothesline) Whilst gatecrashing an organised sporting event, In which you are not involved. Godspeed gentlemen

Eat 10 sugar-covered jam doughnuts without licking your lips whilst listening to a Napalm Death album

I challenge Swound to board a busy local bus and begin a rendition of 'The Wheels on the Bus' while the vehicle is in motion, encouraging fellow passengers to join in.

listen to a tokio hotel album. they suck. good luck :')

Track down Jones from Police Academy and make him do a sound

Make 2 teams of two and have a blind folded race of who can put up a tent the fastest :)

perform one of your songs in a barbershop quartet style

Convince a stranger that your name is something it really isn't.

you have to make Rowan into a cake by putting cake ingredients all over him and then decorating him then hang him upside down from a tree :) Lovveee Nikki

You should re-enact the crazy fight scene's from The Matrix, and post them on youtube, bloopers and all!

Because The Matrix is bare awesome...
And so are you :P

x

You have to punk a stranger and make them upset /frustrated/annoyed. Set up with hidden video camera and one of you has to come out Ashton style and tell them it was just a punk. The punk is up to you - make it good.
x

Give yourselves brain freeze. All 4 must obtain to complete.

NME Stage of Leeds and Reading Festival by 2011.

Whilst doing a handstand, manage to balance a watermelon on the soles of your feet. This should be maintained for at least 1 minute.

Have fun :)

See how many boiled eggs Joe can eat in 10 minutes.

You have to have a shin kicking competition! Simple as.

eating skittles :)

Make every1 get down on the ground then all jump up at once when u play Guilfest!

Go hire some fancy dress costumes or whatever. Go a whole day acting like the thing you're dressed up as, even if your mum or whatever calls.
Swound! FTW =D

Get into pairs and have a hitchiking race- first pair to Lands End, Cornwall (the most westerly town in England) wins!

MJ has passed and pop culture will never be the same.

Surely Swound! learning to Moonwalk would be a fitting tribute to the man himself.

Since I have already got a copy of the album I don't really imagine I will be parting with some cash for it...BUT...this is not to say I don't intend to reward you lot.

Since I know you like cake, almost as much as you like cheating at football, I shall bake you a cake with my own hands (and an oven no doubt). I shall serve it during afternoon tea at my house when you next play Manchester! Surely a reason to tour the North!

So what say you Swound! Are you game?

I heard that in London, if you ask a taxi driver for hay, they are legally obliged to give you it.

Try it, please. :)

Each band member has to call into a local radio station and request a love song. Giving a soppy reason as to why the song means so much to you.

Also, each local station must require you to put on the accent of that city/area. e.g. Scouse accent for a liverpool radio station. Different accent for each member.

Do it!

Throw a large fruit (melon, for example) from a large height to the ground below.

Enter the '2 Days Later' competition and win. Do it!

http://www.2dayslater.co.uk

Here's the skinny y'all. You can either complete all of these together or take one challenge each, I don't mind. However, at least one must be done as a band unit. If you complete it, you'll be harder than Bring Me the Horizon.

1) Don't blink for 1 minute. If this appears too easy, someone must blow into your eyes for the last 15 seconds.

2) Fill a bucket with ice and a little water and keep your hand in the iced water for 3 minutes.

3) Use one wax strip on your chest (even if you have no hair).

4) Stare at a powerful strobe light for 90 seconds.

5) Inhale death growl along to any song of your choice.

May the (Inspector) Morse be with you.

Play a song of your choice from any Guitar Hero or Rock Band game (no bass) on either Hard or Expert setting.

Here's the catch though, one person has to play the fret hand and the other has to play the strumming bar. Try and complete a song within 5 attempts.

Stand in the market square and see who can get the most oriental-looking people to believe that you are in fact famous and the one who gets asked for the most autographs/photographs with said people is the winner. �張�� (good luck).

Create the worlds greatest celebration. Let us all remember that the best ones are short and sweet.

Sleep the night in an actual haunted house.

Give high-fives to ten complete strangers in five minutes!

If you make any contact with the person other than with your hands, it doesn't count.

Get big and come play Scandinavia. 'Ya are a ggreat band - I would love see

I hereby challenge Swound! to get dressed up as Ninjas using the reputable T-Shirt Ninja costume (http://www.houseofninja.com/tutorial.html) and re-enact a scene from your favourite Kung-fu movie.

Pictures and videos will be put on the House of Ninja site, if you're up for it!

Domo arigato
Jake-san

One of the worst songs ever, by one of the worst artists ever...With a dance routine to go with it!
Challenge: Learn how to dance like Miley Cyrus in 'Hoedown Throwdown', and put a video (and bloopers) on YouTube.

I challenge Swound! to remove every one of the goddamn stickers they have placed around Nottingham city centre and surrounding areas.

Put up a sheet, pull up a chair & do a minute long rip off of the backwards-talk scenes from Twin Peaks. Doesn't have to be proper lines, probably just swearing or something. Yeah, just swearing.

It's probably really hard, but it would be impressive. Definitely real bonus cash for getting a little man dance in.

Go up to a lady stranger, rub their belly and say "congratulations, when's it due?"

Sell a piece of your own art for over £100.

good luck :) xx

I would like to see you all let your toenails get long. Then, after not cleaning them for a week, cutting them off and eating them. (Swallowing is necessary).

Thank you.

In pairs, create a whole outfit out of newspaper and sellotape (one model, one designer per pair). Accessories necessary.

Then conduct a fashion show to determine which outfit is the best.

The challenge is to, dressed in as many different ugly colours as possible, form a human pyramid, preferrably in the middle of a big park or any other place where a lot of people is watching. Well up there, an acappella version of Bust A Move is going to be done. This shall be done completely anonymous and after the challenge all four members are going to walk away in four different directions, as if nothing ever happened.

I challenge Rowan to fit into my suitcase.

You have to all go into a reasonably sized garden and stand in each corner blindfolded. Someone then places two footballs randomly amongst you. You have a minute to find them and complete the challenge. NO peaking!

Rowan has to play tricks on all the others.. You aren't allowed to tell them when you are planning on doing it.

Dress up as Mister Strong for half an hour in a city , town, pub and the like doing everyday things like walking the dog or holding hands with Mrs Strong, shopping, being an advertising sandwich board man and stuff. Phot0 or video any cool reactions.

Down a pint of curry sauce - Each!

Enter a marathon. All 4 of you. Run the damn thing. And then play a gig. Do it!

Have to all cook a signature spam meal and then the best wins (vote it like Come Dine With Me).

I want to see written proof from Corey Feldman himself that he is a friend of Swound!

I challenge you to Rick Roll Nottingham market square.

I challenge you guys to drink an entire bottle of ketchup through a straw!
Without throwing up!!
Hehe xx

Write and perform a character based comedy sketch

And become king of the hill.

Please

My challenge is to see which brother can blag the most gear.

Points are awarded based on how much each item is worth.
1 Point per £1! Price tag/sticker must be shown.
Each brother has 30 minutes and can use their mobiles to blag in the time.

The time starts when the the 1st blag starts.

You may offer Swound! Merchandise in exchange if needed... nothing else.

Become a pirate for a day (or hour, or 5 minutes).

in 2004, two men visited every single london tube station (all 275) in a mere 18 hours, 35 minutes and 43 seconds. now that's heroic! and it's also a world record..
so i challenge you lads to beat it...go go go!

Erm, this is pretty much one of those Ronseal challenges, which don't need much in the way of explaining. Might as well throw in a couple of stipulations though:
a) It has to be from Kid A or any album onwards - I'm not gonna be fobbed off with Creep or something in that vein. FORGET IT.
b) It has to be well executed. (By well-executed, I mean any standard better than Panic at the Disco pissing over Karma Police. I mean, that's just cruel.)
c) Absolutely NO IRONY/PISS-TAKERY WHATSOEVER. You all know how I feel towards those guys (supergay) and I came here to challenge you, not to be offended.

So, there is the challenge. I know it seems a lot, because it is. But please keep the following in mind:
1. This will gain you credibility among whole new social and musical circles who have yet to sample the awesomeness of Swound!
2. I've been a Swound fan! for eight years now. To paraphrase the lyrical genius Marshall Mathers - 'I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam.' So I deserve it. Somehow.

Good luck Staszsszszss!
B R I A N
x

Write a new jingle for a national Radio Dj and get it aired.

Re-enact, scene for scene, a clip from the show Mork and Mindy that you are free to choose from Youtube.

I challenge the band Swound! to wear every item of clothing they own. At once. And then go down the shops or dance or something...

Try to skateboard with three of you on 1 board for 20 meters.

You each have a jam jar and have to find and capture one spider within 1 hour. NO spiders can be maimed, killed or injured at any point. The brother with the largest spider at the end of 1 hour is declared the winner. The 3 losers have to release their spiders on to their bare arms as a forfeit.
Go homies X

You have to pair up to form 2 sets of Proclaimers (complete with tartan, specs and Scots accents) and simultaneously perform their hit,'500 Miles' in Market Square on a Saturday morning.

I challenge one of you (or as many as you can) to take part in some way in a Nottingham Forest pre season training session. This can be arranged via telephone or email. If they simply tell you "no" then you MUST replywith "DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I /WE AM/ARE?! !!"

I challenge you to jump over a cow - standing or lying, as long as its real!

Man up guys!! So here's a Challenge..you 4 guys must and I mean MUST wear make-up and a pretty skirt with high heels and walk down a street intell you get 5 complements about your looks even if it takes all day you must complete this challenge..oh and guys you don't have 2 shave Ur legs but its a optional if u want too. lol Me and my sister are representing many fans here in Houston Tx.....this would prove 2 us fans that u guys are willing 2 do anything and i mean anything for us fans like us..good luck guys lots of love from us Texas Girls :)

Rebrand yourselves self-wound, and hang out in the town hall square with the emos.

I challenge you to watch all 6 Star Wars films back to back, from Episode I to Episode VI in a single day, in a single sitting. Obviously bathroom/food breaks are permitted, as that would just be barbaric.

Luckily for you I have handy 20 sheets of Madagascar 2 stickers which I challenge you to attach to various members of the public without getting caught.
5 sheets of 14 stickers each.
Last person to get jailed/punched/kicked in testicles or the first person to get rid of all their stickers undetected wins.
..I don't THINK this is illegal.. Time will tell!

Video each other catching pigeons, give it some real spirit, you know it's fun.

I challenge you to wear at least 15 (or more if possible) layers of clothes(not accessories - tshirts/jumpers/coats etc) on your top half while playing one of your songs or a song of your choice.

You spin on the spot 30 times before taking 5 pens each against a keeper (who isn't spinning and perfectly stationary). We then see who is the best dizzy pen taker in Swound.
Hopefully we should see hilarious videos of you falling over and completly missing the ball!!!

Play a short acoustic set to the giant Brown Bears at the Welsh Mountain Zoo.

You must all eat 10 Jacobs crackers in a minute without drinking anything to help.

Go to your local gym, and ask to see the biggest guy in there!, then explain the game and ask whether you can brake his fingers (jokingly), then play a best of three with him.....winner is the brother to win, or last the longest against him

I challange you to get a chip shop to deep fry some haribo (the fizzy ones) and then eat it.

Go to the village of Eyam in Derbyshire for 9am and don't leave until 5pm. You must find things to keep you entertained for the whole 8 hours.

Watch the whole of the film 'Chairman of the Board' without switching it off or sleeping. It has been rated the worst film of all time on the IMDB. http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0118836/

Make a scrumptious cake and go and deliver it by hand to your Mum to say thanks for putting up with you as children.

Do a cover version of the nolans song im in the mood for dancing ( you have to dance at the same time)

Rework "Bust A Move" using just a glockenspiel and handclaps.

Step 1: Choose the finest of Metal Music
Step 2: Play All songs on a loop
Step 3: Mosh for 30 Minutes Straight

For this challenge, the act of "Moshing" will consist of either consecutive headbangs, rhythmic jumping, the pushing of and crashing into other moshers, or any other acts deemed "Fucking Metal" by the Metal Community.

Good Luck and Rock The Fuck Out
- Dave
PS I was unsure as to how long to make the time-limit for this challenge, so if the time is either too long or too short (based on how long you guys can go and be tired but without passing out) then feel free to change it :D

You have to proclaim your love for Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit in a poem, explaining exactly why you love him so much.

Actually physically hit two birds with one stone.
Xx

Set up a scenario which leads to a newspaper publishing an apparently legitimate story about UFOs.

The following are the basic rules for the Gallon Challenge:
1) Each competitor must have in their possession one gallon of milk (regardless of jug size) and must consume that milk within one hour of beginning the challenge.
2) Competitors are not allowed to throw up or spill their milk during the hour, nor are they allowed to throw up one hour afterwards.
3) The type of milk must be standardized before the competition. The classic standard is Whole or Vitamin D milk, but 2% may be substituted to give all competitors a better chance at finishing.
4) Chocolate Milk is acceptable and delicious
5) Skim Milk is completely unacceptable, not only in the challenge but also in everyday life
5) Bathroom breaks are allowed during the competition, but the competitors must be accompanied by an objective third party to make sure no pouring out of milk or vomiting occurs
6) Attempting to use non-physical force to cause another competitor to vomit is not only allowed, but is encouraged.
7) If a competitor needs to vomit during the competition, the competitor must do so in the public forum and gives up any right to privacy that would otherwise bar embarrassing pictures, disgusting video, or scathing ridicule from his fellow competitors.
8) Much love from Clemson, South Carolina in America boys! you guys effing rock!

Play an acoustic version of one of your songs while running through the streets of Nottingham, preferably 4 abreast.

Also +1 on covering that Japanese song.

All 4 must see who can fit the most bulldog clips on their faces (inc ears, tongue if needed to become champ)!
Only the small sized bulldog clips though.

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

You have to go to St Pancras station forecourt with speakers and dance to something totally crass for 2 mins.

You also have to persuade at least 20 members of the general public to dance along with you.

Crass music to be decided later!

You must convince 5 old couples that you are a new news team for something like the BBc or ITV and interview them about Hip-Hop music.

No couple = FAIL
Old couple = over 50!
1 or 2 min interview would be fiiiine


Hope you can do this one!

I challange yous to stand un-supported 3 man up for at 30 seconds.
This must be done with each Person sat on the other persons shoulders.
Good luck lads and try not to hurt yourselves.

... or pencil case or sandal or anything more practical.

learn a Japanese song, and try to sing it by perfect pronunciation!

i did choose this song for you guys,
here is the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5iufzdI8Q

you would like it, no?
=)
try your best, Swound! boys!
goooood luck!

I challenge you to do a lap of the Nottingham Market Square by doing forward rolls (or backward rolls if you want) only.

To play class tricks on as many of the bands you share a dressing room with as possible.

Do 100 press ups in two minutes.